- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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