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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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