Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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call me maybe.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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An anti-joke

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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