Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Sex

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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