Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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