- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Bob Saget

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What does? 42

What is better than life? Nothing.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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