What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

I'm HIV positive.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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