- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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