Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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