Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

whats a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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