- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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