- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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