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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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