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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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