- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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