- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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