Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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