- Anti Joke

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

womans having rights.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart