- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How would you rule?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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