What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What do you call a black man? A person

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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