What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

whats green and lives in the water

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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