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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

kieran is a homosexual

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