- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women deserve equal rights.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Bob Saget

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

the lemon was sweet.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stephen Hawking

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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