How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How did the black person die? Of old age

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A cat playing laser tag.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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