How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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knock knock go away!!!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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