What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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