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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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