- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer