a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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