A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Equal rights!

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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