- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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