- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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