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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's old and wrinkly? old people