- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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