How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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