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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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