- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

And Stephen Hawking said.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

hers a joke... japanese people

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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