A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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