- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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