- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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