- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

There was an american man on the way to work.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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