How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Anti Joke

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