- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

The Princess is in another castle

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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