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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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