Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Sixty... eight

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your mom.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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