Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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