"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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