- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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