- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.