Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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