What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

13 =B you just learned something

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Everybody will die

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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