- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

women's rights, lol

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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