What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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