The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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