- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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