- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

The WPGA tour

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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