- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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