- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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