Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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