why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Anti Joke

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