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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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