A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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