- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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