What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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