A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Poop

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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