Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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