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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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