- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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