A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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