How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Justin beiber's penis

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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