Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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