- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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