- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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