- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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