What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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karn chevalier

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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