- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Badabing.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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