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they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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