- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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