- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

N-E Pats never cheated

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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