Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Guest what in the butt

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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