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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper