- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Please ignore this statement.

batman has diarrhea

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Ready for something funny? nothing

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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