How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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the WNBA.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How do you end a sentence

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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