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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Anyone can post anything.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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