Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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