Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Cancer.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Vaginal secretions

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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