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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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