Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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