What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

It says so on your cap.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

12 niqqa 12.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Anti Joke

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