A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

I'm Polish.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Penis chickens

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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