- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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