She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did john say to bob Hey bob

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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