What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Bob Saget that is all

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Penis

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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