- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

If you have a stroke, call 000

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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