- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A woman is carried out of a bar.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

mexicans fishing

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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