A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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