why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

read me write me

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

salad days!

your mum

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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