- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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