What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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