- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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