- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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