Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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I love alchohol!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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