- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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