How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Jeff

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What black and has children A black man

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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