Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Everybody will die

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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