How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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NASCAR

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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