- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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