Caolan and Eamon

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A gay man watches football.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

The WNBA

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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