- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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