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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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