- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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