- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chris is hairy

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

The New York Giants

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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