Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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