- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Your mam is so fat.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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