Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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