- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...