- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

quantum physics?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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