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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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