- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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