You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

hashtags suck balls

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Cheese

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

You know what's natural? Bears.

You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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