- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Latvia isn't a joke

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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