Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Phew... it's gone.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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