Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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