How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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