- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A women left the kitchen.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Knock knock.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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