Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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