Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

An Asian person drove home safely.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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