There once was this guy and he fell down

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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