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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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