- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock knock come in.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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