- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??