MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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www.xnxx.com

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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No your aunties a joke

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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