- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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