Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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