What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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