- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

your face

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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