- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

My wife made me a sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Horse.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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