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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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