What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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