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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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