Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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