- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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