Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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My Butthole.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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