What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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A house comes around the corner.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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